Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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