Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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