Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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