we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
They have beer where we have blood.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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