wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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