This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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