Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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