the new term for farting is butt boxing.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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