you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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