I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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