It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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