Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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