Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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