He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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