can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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