Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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