Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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