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apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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