i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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