I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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