I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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