His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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