I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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