Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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