Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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