Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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