Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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