I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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