Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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