Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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