Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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