I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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