mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The struggles of a small town man whore
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