32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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