you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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