so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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