I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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