It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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