but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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