whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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