Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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