shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
its not stalking. its research.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
So many bounce houses so little time
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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