I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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