Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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