Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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