Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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