last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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