did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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