can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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