i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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