omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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