I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
my phone needs a breathalizer
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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