guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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