He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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