i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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